Posted on: August 20, 2008
This sultry dark nymph likes to get her ass pounded in the kitchen. But seeing as we're in the kitchen, I could use a little snack. How about some of that whipped cream off your tits? Oh, and here: let me put some on my cock for you to suck off. That's nice!
Performers:
J. J. Michaels,
Veronica Da Souza
Posted on: August 19, 2008
Sure, you spend plenty of time sitting around with your friends, shooting the shit and doing nothing. But have they ever come in with naked women tossed over their shoulders and said you know what; fuck the video games this weekend; we're gonna GANG BANG. Then they drop these tramps down and before you know what's happening, they start sucking your cock (the tramps, not your friends)! This has never happened to you? Shit. Face it, your friends are a bunch of bitch-ass punks!
Performers:
Alexandra Nice,
Buck Adams,
Mr. Marcus,
Rod Fontana
Posted on: August 18, 2008
Performers:
Afonso,
Anthony,
Elena,
Ian,
Marie,
Simon,
Suzanne
Posted on: August 17, 2008
Attention! August Night is one subordinate soldier and her commanding offer, Tyler Durden knows just how to get this dirty commando to fall in line. He starts by having her drop to her knees to salute his stiff cock. By the time he unloads jizz all over her, she's eager to march in step.
Performers:
August Night,
Tyler Durden
Posted on: August 16, 2008
Get your rain-slickers and gum-boots or hip-waders on before you come along any further on this review...Arrr there be big wet waves and torrid typhoons ahead matey. Goosh & Gush is one of the hottest and wettest squirting movies I've seen. The chicks are not the hottest but the gushing orgasms make up for it. There is just something extra hot about a slut that cums so hard and lets it all out when she cums so that she squirts as hard and as far and as soaking as any guy splooging his load.
My only problems with this film were firstly that it's just too short. If you get some sluts as hot for cock and fucking and cumming as these chicks are for gods sake milk it for all you can and let them cum over and over again...multi-orgasmic capabilities = let them have multiple orgasms. Secondly they were not that hot...there are plenty of hot looking chicks out there but like I said the wetness and intensity made up for these minor defaults and Goosh & Gush gets Three soaked pussyjuice covered cocks-up.
Posted on: August 15, 2008
There is a new breed of porn starlet. A new generation of girls-next-door who not only fuck on camera, but fuck in as dirty and slutty a style as any $10 hooker in a border town. Brooke Ballentyne is certainly among those leading the charge, evidenced here by her servicing three porn studs eager to fill every one of her orifices with hot spunk. The scene opens with her choking down a hard beefsteak, and next thing you know she's burying her tongue up some guy's ass! Anal pummeling, double penetration, a triple oral cumshot and she swallows! Growing up, the boys in her neighborhood wondered if they'd ever have a chance; nowadays, they need only take a number!
Performers:
Alex Sanders,
Brooke Ballentyne,
Mark Davis
Posted on: August 14, 2008
Performers:
Nicole Sheridan
Posted on: August 13, 2008
Performers:
Various
Posted on: August 12, 2008
Remember the song about the little fish who swam over the dam? Or what about the one about the ant that managed to knock down a rubber tree plant many, many times larger than itself? Those merry little tunes are all well and good, but then you see little Ashley Blue take on two huge cocks at once; even getting DP'ed! And no one's writing any cute fucking songs about her!
Performers:
Ashley Blue,
Billy Blanks,
John West
Posted on: August 11, 2008
Performers:
Regina Hall
Posted on: August 10, 2008
Performers:
Ben English,
Crystal Ray,
Monica Sweetheart
Posted on: August 09, 2008
There are a lot of jobs in the world that people want; there are a lot of jobs in the world that people don't...for instance, in a candy factory everybody wants to be the guy who gets to try the fudge, but nobody wants to be the guy who has to put the S's on the Skittles.? In porn everybody wants to be the guy who gets to sample the wannabe actresses and figure out who's got what it takes.? Porn nowadays is flooded with wannabe actresses picturing a life where they can get paid oodles of money for laying on their backs.? The Dirty Newcummers series highlights many of the new faces of porn...some you will see again probably, and some you won't.
In my opinion this is a series that starts off with a bang and obviously the producers knew when they stuck the number one on the title that they had a hit on their hands.? The chicks in this movie may not be known faces in porn, but it's obvious scene to scene (and we don't get ripped off, there are five of them) that these babes know their way around a cock...they suck like pros, they fuck like pros, so in my opinion, even if they're amateurs, they're pros.? The only thing I would've liked to have seen would've been some DP action to show that they've got what it takes for the long run in this biz.? Four solid cocks-up to Dirty Newcummers 1, and I'm sure I will review number two some time in the near future.
Posted on: August 07, 2008
Audrey Hollander is kept in the pantry with the rest of the spices. Every morning Otto Bauer takes her out to satisfy his morning breakfast woody. Like clock work, Audrey gets on her knees and starts buttering up his breakfast nookie. A couple of slaps across her face with a leather strap gets her working double time; her chin dripping wet, she starts sucking on his balls and then goes back to the cock. Having had enough of the pleasantries, he gives her pussy a good spit for good luck, and then gets her riding in a reverse-cowgirl. He spins her around, getting a nice view of her hole before he quickly plunges in his member. She rubs her pussy while he pile drives her gaping hole. After much cock in her ass, it's time to stick the handle of his whip up that thing, simply to show off Audrey's flexibility ' quite impressive. A few more tricks and its back to a normal anal exploit, however, the need to degrade his slave even further comes to him and Otto shoves the ends of his whips in Audrey's mouth to muffle out those whore-like moans. After all, the neighbors are still trying to enjoy their morning coffee.
Performers:
Audrey Hollander,
Otto Bauer
Posted on: August 06, 2008
Performers:
Various
Posted on: August 05, 2008
Performers:
Brandon Iron,
Gia
Posted on: August 04, 2008
Suffering Sucotash...Seven Sizzling Saphic Sluts a'Slurping...If you dig chick on chick on chick on chick party action, and by party action of course I mean orgy action. (and if you don't dig it what the hell are you surfing porn for...go to disney or something instead) This movie is chicks enjoying their bodies with each other in threesome after threesome...five scenes...that equals fifteeen hot sluts getting it on with each other.? How can you go wrong with a formula like that ?? Obviously you can't and Pussy Playhouse 9 delivers jackoff scene after jackoff scene with this stacked deck of sluts.
Generally you hear that if you get three chicks together it doesn't take long for the catfighting and snide comments to start as they backstab each other showing that two's company three's a crowd applies to chicks more than anyone.? I guess the babes in Pussy Playhouse 9 never heard that they are supposed to act that way cos within minutes of the film starting rolling they get up-close, naked, wet and wanton.? The sensational squirting excitement of this movie will keep you up rock solid until you shoot.? Even though there's no cock to pound their pussies; the size of some of those toys they use would give almost any guy penis-envy (or is that toy-envy?).? One scene has a particularly hot inter-racial threesome cos the contrast of the silky ivory sluts sinuously moving in time with their chocolate skinned playmate just adds that extra sizzle.? Watch this one.? It's a keeper.? Four splooge spraying cocks-up for Pussy Playhouse 9
Posted on: August 02, 2008
Okay I get the premise that when the cat's away the pussy will play, and the whole thing about naughty nympho's left home alone etc, but many of these chicks are hot enough that my big question is, why the hell are they home alone...oh, except for one of the girl-on-girl scenes that comprise the last third of the movie where the chicks weren't good enough looking to take out anywhere (psst...avoid scene seven).? Girls Home Alone 20 hasn't got too much in your face hardcore action and strikes me more as a voyeur movie that could have been more exciting, but I guess by number twenty, some burn-out is expected.
They say that having an exploring mind when you are young will help to take you far out into the world as you get older.? Based on that, the chicks in Girls Home Alone 20 are destined to go far indeed as they make their mark in sex-den after sex-den around the world...cos as far as exploring goes all the mountains, valleys and channels are wide open for exploration on these sluts.? The sex itself was a lot more softcore than I like, but in most of the scenes (and God knows there's a lot of them) the chicks are hot enough to add that extra bit of sizzle to the action themselves.? The girl-on-girl stuff is quite hot in a couple scenes, but I also think they should've had their boyfriends coming over to drill them properly in a good hot threesome.? Three semi-satisfied cocks-up for Girls Home Alone 20.
Posted on: August 01, 2008
Performers:
Lin Dog,
Maxine Rush,
Tre
Posted on: July 31, 2008
Natailia waits blindfolded on her hands and knees. A butt plug is pulled out of her ass by some chode. He plays with it awhile then takes the mask off and fucks her; Natailia once again proving she can take it hard in the pussy or the ass; that shit don't matter!
Performers:
Mannuel Ferrara,
Natalia
Posted on: July 31, 2008
Performers:
Various
Posted on: July 31, 2008
Just chillin' naked in her office, Lauren Phoenix gives herself a hot dildo workout before she is joined by foul-mouthed Frenchman Steve Holmes, who enjoys contributing a mouthful of hairy balls and a throatful of stiff dick to the proceedings. I don't know what shit is like where YOU work, but wherever Lauren Phoenix is, I'm sending an application for employment!
Performers:
Lauren Phoenix,
Steve Holmes
Posted on: July 30, 2008
Performers:
John Holmes,
Paula Wain
